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Anonymous
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| posted: 3/15/2008 at 12:27:37 AM ET
Violas are better than violins!
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 maintube
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5/26/2004 | posted: 3/16/2008 at 1:51:33 AM ET
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
1. The viola burns longer.
2. The viola holds more beer.
3. You can tune the violin.
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.
How do you get a violin to sound like a viola?
1. Sit in the back and don't play.
2. Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
What do a SCUD missile and a viola player have in common?
They're both offensive and inaccurate.
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Anonymous
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| posted: 3/16/2008 at 3:42:13 PM ET
Violins squeak like a screaming baby!
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Bandirector
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9/27/2007 | posted: 3/17/2008 at 8:29:23 AM ET
A new law states that Viola players are allowed to park in handicap spaces if they put their case on the dashboard.
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Anonymous
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| posted: 3/29/2008 at 11:51:07 PM ET
Fuck band geeks
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