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#beginquote# What's the difference between a violin and a viola? 1. The viola burns longer. 2. The viola holds more beer. 3. You can tune the violin. What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a viola Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants? They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound. How do you get a violin to sound like a viola? 1. Sit in the back and don't play. 2. Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes. What do a SCUD missile and a viola player have in common? They're both offensive and inaccurate. #endquote#
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