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 maintube
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5/26/2004 | posted: 11/18/2004 at 12:20:56 PM ET
I'm a percussionist. I hate being called a drummer, unless I'm playing drum set.
Say, you know how to make trombone sound like a Horn?
Put your hand in the bell and play wrong notes.
LOL LOL LOL
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TheHornSupremacy
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11/17/2004 | posted: 11/18/2004 at 3:54:16 PM ET
hahaha!
Hey, did you hear what the drummer (sorry, percussionist) got on his SATs?
Drool! 
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maintube
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5/26/2004 | posted: 11/19/2004 at 11:45:17 AM ET
How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
Geez, sometomes I crack myself up.
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TheHornSupremacy
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11/17/2004 | posted: 11/19/2004 at 1:59:04 PM ET
LOL! I can delve into the lightbulb jokes too.....
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1. "Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
2. Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
3. Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
4. Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
5. None. They have a machine to do that.
I think I like #4 the most!! 
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maintube
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5/26/2004 | posted: 11/19/2004 at 4:18:20 PM ET
Me too.
How about this:
Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.
Just to show I can be rude to all instruments:
How do you make a Horn sound like a trombone?
Take your hand out of the bell and play out of tune.
Jiminy Christmas, I'm funny!
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TheHornSupremacy
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11/17/2004 | posted: 11/22/2004 at 9:12:09 AM ET
Haha!
How about this one....
What's the difference between a dead squirrel in the middle of the road and a dead oboist in the middle of the road?
Skid marks in front of the squirrel!
Or this....
What's the range of a tuba?
About 20 yards, if you have a good arm!
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maintube
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5/26/2004 | posted: 11/30/2004 at 12:33:10 PM ET
Funny.
What's the difference between a seamtress and a Soprano?
A seamtress tucks up the frills!
You non-musical folks may have to think about his one.
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basn/saxplyr
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12/6/2004 | posted: 12/6/2004 at 10:00:10 PM ET
you know you both got those stupid generic jokes from a stupid generic instrument joke site.you ought to know better than that. lol
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